DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY
(If Rick wrote Christmas carols.)
Brilliant.
(Source: sparklebuns)
I think the Portal Fandom was my most colorful fandom
I mean-
just look
at this
stuff…

Portal rainbows
불량코어 셋
아유 모르겟다 덕질이나 하자
What awesome cores!! :’>
They all have so much personality, aaaaah! I love the poses!
Sorry for all this night ranting but…
Okay, everyone who has followed me for a while know I was pretty into Portal 2 back in the day, still kinda slow on that now, but I am still in the fandom, and I still have that ask blog tending to haha…
BUT PORTAL 2 HAS A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART BECAUSE IT INTRODUCED ME TO A BUNCH OF AMAZING PEOPLE SO-
Anyways, I didn’t know who Nolan North really, really was till I found out he va’d Desmond Miles, like I knew he played as the defected cores and I mostly just thought of his voice as Rick…
So every time I hear Desmond’s voice talking, there’s always that hint of something behind the way he says things like the Adventure Sphere and I’m like
“Ah… his Rick is showing”

Portal Genderbend Square Face Icon
Because I saw thatwasadubstep’s Portal/2 square icon one and I wanted to try it for the genderbends >8U Yeah!!
-whistles casually-
“Okay, which one of you meatbags told Gladys I had ten illegitimate children?”
“Well isn’t that the truth? Considering how much you ‘score’-“
“Ah! Rick! Please don’t hurt me! I still have to go to SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!”
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Sorry we haven’t been updating much guys, been kinda busy with personal things, but don’t worry! We’re still running this ask blog so don’t go away!
In the meant time for now, I’ll just post little pictures of scenarios of what happens in Club Redacted to feel that queue of asks.
See you guys later!
-bowlersandtophats












